I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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