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ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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