it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Just pee around me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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