I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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