This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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