put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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