I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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