evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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