yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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