how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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