I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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