i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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