that's an acceptable place to lick
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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