they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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