I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You can't just leave with hair like that
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Randomize