Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
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I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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