what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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