once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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