Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
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I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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