she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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