btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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