I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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