Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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