Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I have post one night stand depression
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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