So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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