We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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