i just had sex bonerless
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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