there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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