why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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