jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
All the doctor said was why
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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