If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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