If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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