In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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