So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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