Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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