Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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