How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize