discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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