I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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