I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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