How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I don't want my vagina anymore.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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