hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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