Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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