Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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