I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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