just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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