how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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