Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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