i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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