so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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